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i’ve got a lot of really important stuff in my fridge right now, like a sad bag of lettuce and aloe and seltzer that’s lost its carbonation 

spidersyo:

wes-eskimo:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

Look at the lady’s face.
"Mister President I’m a big fan of your work but KEEP YOUR FUCKING HAND ON YOUR SIDE OF THE GLASS"

Omg D:

(via vegan-queer)

dinnerwithannawintour:

Angelina Jolie, Brittany Murphy and Winona Ryder at the premiere of Girl, Interrupted

dinnerwithannawintour:

Angelina Jolie, Brittany Murphy and Winona Ryder at the premiere of Girl, Interrupted

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